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in the flesh + text posts
Literally every version of these text posts things that I’ve seen for ITF have been absolutely perfect
hello!! i’m resetting my town and i have a whole heap of bells on here that i don’t want to be thrown away so i’m doing a giveaway for them!!
first prize: 30 million bells
second prize: 20 million bells
third prize: 10 million bells
✿ rules ✿
- you need to be following me
- there’ll be 3 winners only
- each reblog counts as one entry!
- likes don’t count as an entry
- no giveaway blogs!
- you must be willing to exchange friend codes!
- i will drop the bells in your town
the giveaway ends august 12 at 11:59PM (UCT+10). gl everyone!!
Everyone join their giveaway and follow them please :-D. They’re giving away a lot more bells than I am and they’re a total sweetheart.
nothing gets me more depressed than my family commenting on my body
girlstalksomuchgarbage said:Ah sweet I was looking at those earlier actually ^^ That’s a good idea they’ll be super comfy too. Trial and error dude don’t beat yourself up about it. What have you go like a long skirt?
No, because I can never actually find skirts that are long enough for me - that actually reach to my ankles, it’s all just such a pile of shit
I mean that’d definitely be the easiest way to do it, but as I said, no skirts fit me
Do you remember those black fabrics I bought (one satin, one silk) for some shitty makeup thing I was doing in Heathfield? I used the silk one of them and basically followed this tutorial which seemed the easiest
trouble was, the fabric just wasn’t long enough and they became just realllylyyyy baggy shorts
trying to do some sweet harem pants, like this but i’m such a twat that i can’t do it
they’re so piss simple to make too and i wanted them for travelling on wednesday, because they’ll be great for if it’s too hot, easy to run about in and just really pretty to wear - but because i’m fat as fuck and i’m also stupidly tall, i can’t buy a pair that sits right, so i thought i’d make them
but i really suck at it
i’m really bad at sewing, dad keeps mocking me, mum keeps sending me links to the finished product instead of actually helping and i’m super sad
To celebrate the blog reaching a massive 10,000 followers; I am doing a prize giveaway.
The Overall Winner will get:
- A pair of made to order shoes hand painted by my lovely friend, Bethany from her shop: Satan’s Slippers
- An item of your choice from wonderful LilacFoxDesigns aka Katie
- A Gift Pack from Bomb Cosmetics.(Men’s versions available)
- A personalised letter from me
- Assorted Candy
3 Runners Up will receive:
- A necklace from LilacFoxDesigns
- A Bath Blaster or a Shower Gel of Choice
- (to the value of £8) from Bomb Cosmetics or A Gift Pack to the value of £8
- A personalised Letter from Me
- Assorted Candy
Please ensure that you have read the terms and conditions above thoroughly before entering (remember likes don’t count) The Giveaway ends on SEPTEMBER 7TH and winners will be chosen at random. If you have any questions, as always, don’t hesitate to contact me either here or over at my personal blog Be sure to start you message with ‘Giveaway’.
YOU MUST BE FOLLOWING THE BLOG TO ENTER AND PREFERABLY REBLOG DIRECTLY FROM THIS ACCOUNT TO ENTER! (remember, i will be checking)
Thank you to all of my wonderful followers for supporting the blog! You are all amazing!