“This is The Department of Partially Deceased Affairs. You’re on our system as a primary care giver. Would you be interested in training to be a PDS Community Care Officer?” [x]

“This is The Department of Partially Deceased Affairs. You’re on our system as a primary care giver. Would you be interested in training to be a PDS Community Care Officer?” [x]

20 Aug 14 @ 1:02 am  —  via + org  —  reblog
20 Aug 14 @ 12:09 am  —  via + org  —  reblog

nothing-rhymes-with-grantaire:

in the flesh + text posts

Literally every version of these text posts things that I’ve seen for ITF have been absolutely perfect

16 Aug 14 @ 10:33 am  —  via + org  —  reblog
specialstump:

tomcrooks:

hello!! i’m resetting my town and i have a whole heap of bells on here that i don’t want to be thrown away so i’m doing a giveaway for them!!
first prize: 30 million bellssecond prize: 20 million bellsthird prize: 10 million bells
✿  rules  ✿
- you need to be following me
- there’ll be 3 winners only
- each reblog counts as one entry! 
- likes don’t count as an entry
- no giveaway blogs!
- you must be willing to exchange friend codes!
- i will drop the bells in your  town
the giveaway ends august 12 at 11:59PM (UCT+10). gl everyone!!

Everyone join their giveaway and follow them please :-D. They’re giving away a lot more bells than I am and they’re a total sweetheart.

specialstump:

tomcrooks:

hello!! i’m resetting my town and i have a whole heap of bells on here that i don’t want to be thrown away so i’m doing a giveaway for them!!

first prize: 30 million bells
second prize: 20 million bells
third prize: 10 million bells

  rules  

- you need to be following me

- there’ll be 3 winners only

- each reblog counts as one entry! 

- likes don’t count as an entry

- no giveaway blogs!

- you must be willing to exchange friend codes!

- i will drop the bells in your  town

the giveaway ends august 12 at 11:59PM (UCT+10). gl everyone!!

Everyone join their giveaway and follow them please :-D. They’re giving away a lot more bells than I am and they’re a total sweetheart.

13 Aug 14 @ 4:05 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

nothing gets me more depressed than my family commenting on my body

12 Aug 14 @ 6:46 pm  —  reblog

girlstalksomuchgarbage said:Ah sweet I was looking at those earlier actually ^^ That’s a good idea they’ll be super comfy too. Trial and error dude don’t beat yourself up about it. What have you go like a long skirt?

No, because I can never actually find skirts that are long enough for me - that actually reach to my ankles, it’s all just such a pile of shit

I mean that’d definitely be the easiest way to do it, but as I said, no skirts fit me

Do you remember those black fabrics I bought (one satin, one silk) for some shitty makeup thing I was doing in Heathfield? I used the silk one of them and basically followed this tutorial  which seemed the easiest

trouble was, the fabric just wasn’t long enough and they became just realllylyyyy baggy shorts

v shite

11 Aug 14 @ 10:31 pm  —  reblog
  1. girlstalksomuchgarbage said: Whatcha sewing? Not that I can help on that front because come on you must remember the train wreck that was textiles lessons haha.

trying to do some sweet harem pants, like this but i’m such a twat that i can’t do it

they’re so piss simple to make too and i wanted them for travelling on wednesday, because they’ll be great for if it’s too hot, easy to run about in and just really pretty to wear - but because i’m fat as fuck and i’m also stupidly tall, i can’t buy a pair that sits right, so i thought i’d make them

but i really suck at it

11 Aug 14 @ 10:04 pm  —  reblog

i’m really bad at sewing, dad keeps mocking me, mum keeps sending me links to the finished  product instead of actually helping and i’m super sad

11 Aug 14 @ 9:54 pm  —  reblog

onceuponatime-confessions:

To celebrate the blog reaching a massive 10,000 followers; I am doing a prize giveaway. 

The Overall Winner will get:

3 Runners Up will receive:

Please ensure that you have read the terms and conditions above thoroughly before entering (remember likes don’t count) The Giveaway ends on SEPTEMBER 7TH and winners will be chosen at random. If you have any questions, as always, don’t hesitate to contact me either here or over at my personal blog Be sure to start you message with ‘Giveaway’.

YOU MUST BE FOLLOWING THE BLOG TO ENTER AND PREFERABLY REBLOG DIRECTLY FROM THIS ACCOUNT TO ENTER! (remember, i will be checking)

Thank you to all of my wonderful followers for supporting the blog! You are all amazing!

 

06 Aug 14 @ 7:38 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog
Most To Least Funniest Signs (Don’t Get Offended)

funastrology:

Sagittarius/Gemini
Aquarius
Leo
Scorpio (Dark Humor)
Aries
Libra
Taurus
Cancer
Virgo
Pisces
Capricorn

06 Aug 14 @ 12:05 am  —  via + org  —  reblog
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